We Have Reservations!

Reservations about what’s happening to our beloved Mirage, that is!

Comment down below and let the powers that be know you won’t stand for their Floridian brand of billowy floral-shirted “Hard” Rock.

19 responses to “We Have Reservations!”

  1. I prefer soft rock anyway!

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  2. Wow. Yeah.

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  3. Um yeah, I need a reservation for September 24-28. Hook me up. Mike E sent me 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    1. The sooner the volcano is imploded, the better. Screw the mirage.

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  4. 🌋 FUCK OFF HARD ROCK 🌋

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  5. Lol this new hotel is sure to fall flat – especially when the guitar tower’s out of tune

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  6. itsnotreallyben Avatar
    itsnotreallyben

    Fuck a guitar tower. I want my volcano forever

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    1. Too bad it isn’t yacht rock Las Vegas

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  7. You had a hard rock already and ya blew it!

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  8. Was never a fan of Mirage…Bring on the guitar tower.

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  9. DustinOfHolland Avatar
    DustinOfHolland

    They will probably put up something crappy like a PRS. Can we get a classy guitar tower for once? Maybe an ES335 or Jazzmaster?

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    1. EricOfVirginia Avatar
      EricOfVirginia

      I knew who posted this before I saw who posted this.

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  10. Screw MGM, think the new guys can do better. They certainly can’t be worse.

    PS: This is amazing

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  11. A rational person Avatar
    A rational person

    Super stoked for Hard Rock! I can’t wait to stay at a modern hotel and not a 1990’s dump with a tacky volcano that nobody watches! 🙂

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  12. How much for a marquee suite?

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  13. Awesome … Can’t wait to see what kind of room deals you can put together.

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  14. Hope they figure out how to run a Vegas casino soon, they have the money but don’t seem to understand the nuances. Like making sure you buy the domains you want

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  15. Let’s get on with it so it can fail, we can blow it up, and finally build MOON LAS VEGAS

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  16. Gonna squeeze the tables between a place and a hardrock

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